This is the place to post your sardonic ad of the New Land. Illustration: Columbus after De Bry, an embellishment from an ancient map. Taken from a Coloring Book of Great Explorers with text by Eric Tomb and drawings by Nancy Conkle.
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Tired of being poor?
Come to the Americas!!!
We have the answer for you!!!
*You can have fun killing mosquitoes
(Bugspray included)
*Live the wonderful experience of hunting your own food
(Private classes taught by savages)
*Are you attached to your puritan values? Enjoy converting non-puritan savages and contribute to salvation
(Extrapoints for converting chamanes)
*Worried about money?
Remember!!! In the New Land everything is for free:
-Take a piece of land
-Build your own house
-*Get your own "indian-Slave"*
Extra info:
Christopher Columbus....p.6
John Smith..............p.22
American Literature Survey Anthology
Jessica Fonseca M.
Guillermo García G.
Natalia Bermúdez P.
Silvia Pérez G.
Have you heard about the
Promised Land? Everlasting
sources of clean, pure water,
flora that never withers, people
who always smile... and everything
is for sale!
Costa Rica is that Promised Land, featuring a legislation that is
never strict before money! People
are never too busy to take care
of your interests. They have no kinship...but you!
Oh what is that? A dollar? An Euro?
Very WELCOME!!! Come to know our
natural diversity and stay at the Hilton. We were in sheer paradise if we had a Starbucks!
Come,spend,buy,enjoy!
Gustavo Vargas
Isaac López
Isabel Murillo
Felipe Chavarría
Juan José Zapata
Are you tired of having
blond and white children?
We invite you to come to the New Land…
A beautiful place where
you can have new skin colored children!!!
- Lizbeth Abarca
- Verónica Montero
- Pablo Torres
- Laura Orozco
- Laura Vides
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